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Amazon, 2019

Jean de La Rochebrochard
Dec 19, 2014
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December 19th, 2019 — You are about to purchase the new Macbook Lift on Amazon. Price: $999 | Estimated delivery time: 27min | Tracking: Yes

This “within 30min” delivery practice is not only a trend, it’s common use for everything, just name it… A hairdresser (glamsquad), A car (uber), A box of macaroon (toktoktok), A macbook (amazon)…

You’ve clicked on the “buy now with 1-click” button… Here we go:

h + 30 sec
Your order has been accepted and is being processed

t + 5 min
Your Macbook Lift has been packed and is transiting for dispatch

t + 8 min
Your order is on its way. Drone #42az

t + 15 min
Your order has arrived on the city dispatch platform

t + 18 min
Your runner is on his way. Approximate timing: 10 min

t + 27 min
Your runner is arriving… Open the door ☺

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